Why Pacha, ibiza rules ALL clubs, anywhere... EVER

Pacha- BEST BEST BEST all around club, its got like 50 bars, awesome layout, like 15+ rooms (some secret, I havent found em all :-D), terraces, and sweet flow, if you wanted to you could cruise that place for hours and not retrace your steps but why would you when there are so many awesome dance floors on like 15 levels... some with ice cold AC right on your head then back to the super huge super hot ones for that killer song being spun by Rodger Sanches(who absolutely destroys the place). Believe it or not this was the first club I ever went to, fresh off the plane, bags barely checked in I saw frankie knuckles here. Awesome nooks and places to lounge in case you been up for days, or weeks. People dress up here more too, make it even more special some how. I've seen everyone here but its mostly a mixed crowd from super classy/trendy kids to 80 year old grandpas with gray mohawks, to giant entourages of people dripping D&G, Gucci and Prada. all for now but believe me this is just the TIP of the iceberg...