D T as a Jones Soda...A.K.A. In case anyone asks you to describe us....
Consider define: Toys! your fun shopping portal, your connection to the best counter-culture stuff from hundreds of online stores. We are your one stop shop for everything under the stars to create the best party, club, or rave FUN!
Use defineToys to do your window shopping and then click what you like & we take you right to it on our partners site.
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We are eagerly awaiting a custom case of Define Toys: Special Brew from Jones Soda, heres a sneak peak at the label...
DefineToys: A wicked brew of mischievous fun...
Concocted from the concentrated essence of euphoria, ecstasy, & unadulterated joy. Indulge in the yin and yang of zingy sparkling adventure embraced in silky smooth bliss. Let this very special brew dance across your senses. *WARNING* Contents may provoke fits of uncontrollable giggling.
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